Octomom

Presenting a song parody written by me.

Sung to the tune of I Kissed a Girl by Katy Perry:

I’m Octomom, and I like it…

This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I got so brave, fetus in hand
Lost my discretion
It’s not what I’m used to
Just wanna try you on
I’m curious for you
Need more attention

I’m octomom, and I like it
The giant hideous stomach
I had 8 kids, and I want more
I hope my guy friend don’t mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
That means I’m on ET tonight
I had 8 kids and I liked it
I liked it

No, I don’t even know their names
It doesn’t matter,
They’re my experimental game
Just human nature,
It’s not what
Good girls do
Not how they should behave
My head gets so confused
Hard to be sane

I’m octomom and I like it
Now I have 14 kids (I need more)
I had 8 more just to try it
I hope my guy friend don’t mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don’t mean I have enough, but I might
I had 8 kids and I liked it
I liked it…

You kids you are so magical
Soft skin, tiny, so kissable
Hard to resist so lovable
Too good to deny it
Ain’t no big deal, I’m innocent

I’m octomom and I like it

I had 8 more just to try it
I hope my guy friend don’t mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don’t mean I’m getting fixed tonight
I had 8 more and I liked it…
And I’m pregnant!

by Lazykerri

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~ by lazykerri on February 26, 2010.

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